Bachelorette Party

My brother, who is 34 years old, has finally decided to forego bachelorhood and join the ball and chain club and I have been invited to the all important Bachelorette Party for his fiance. Since I'm the only sister my brother has, I'm a bridesmaid by default and I feel an obligation to go and mingle with all of her friends.

I have this vision of meeting all of these women I don't know and watching them from the corner of my eye give my the "up and down" stare repeatedly. This group of friends is in their late twenties and early thirties, but it doesn't matter what age a woman is because most of us never outgrow our ability to make an outsider feel completely uncomfortable and socially inept.

Normally, I wouldn't have too many reservations about meeting a new group of people, especially when we're all going to be wasted. But I've already been warned by my brother (the groom) that this particular group of friends can be catty, which becomes apparent when a moderately attractive female infiltrates their territory.

I consider myself moderately attractive.

So, I have to go and make nice with all of her friends that I have never met and I don't even know the fiance that well to begin with!

All bitching aside, I'm going to have a great time getting the fiance plastered. Hey, she's marrying my brother and he would consider it an injustice if I didn't make an ass out of her.

Besides, he's going to Vegas for five days for his Bachelor Party. I would give anything to have some cock n' balls so I could be invited to go.