Here's Martha (yes I know that's a particularly "hot" name)

Oh...my...gawd (for those of you religious folks). I know I've been "absent" from the world of blogging; however I have a good excuse; grad school. Thank goodness that's over with.

Yes, I am especially ashamed to admit it, but I indeed dropped out of school (but I feel like I should be a latina or pregnant to give me a legit excuse). Okay, I just made myself laugh outloud, but I'm pretty sure that's because I'm drunk. Seriously, does anyone know how hard it is to type when you're drunk? These two paragraphs have taken me three hours! So, that might be a bit exaggerative, but I've also been smoking weed!!!

I just made myself laugh outloud...again, damn I am retarded. Don't worry dad, I don't smoke week on a regular basis or tonight for that matter. I'm drunk on a Wednesday night, but I'm unclear about whether smoking weed on a regular basis or being drunk during the work-week is worse.

Before I start a stand-up routine, I must go to bed. I am tired, but still kickin'.

Nothing else is new...just working (at my job that I could take 2 hour naps at a time), being married (yea, some of you know how that goes), and showing up hungover at work. Umm, is that bad?